http://paranoid.webthread.net Sun, 02 Aug 2009 05:38:21 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en There are times in everyone's life that you find things out of place, and are just oddities.  Something is not where you swear you left it, or you find exactly what you need when the timing is perfect, like someone is looking out for you.  Your keys are nowhere to ... http://paranoid.webthread.net/uncategorized/stones-throw/ I drove down the road tonight listening to the melodic tap dancing sounds my tires make with the gravel crammed in their grooves.  Every brush and bramble, every light post held a curved Greeble or other assassin hiding and waiting.  As I approach they turn and reveal themselves, but they ... http://paranoid.webthread.net/monsters/limited-freedom/ I woke up from this terrible dream with the desperate urge to use the bathroom. I replayed the images from a few minutes before in my head while wandering to the toilet and taking a seat: I saw no people, but could hear them in the not too distant spaces, ... http://paranoid.webthread.net/myself/lubricate-my-mind/ My wife was out doing something frivolous this afternoon when one of them came to the door.  A Greeble stood at my entryway, gently rapping and occasionally trying the handle for several minutes. The window next to my desk looks out to the front of the house. The ... http://paranoid.webthread.net/monsters/they-dont-get-along/ Why do I chance to stay here in this house that wants me dead? Well then I consider the alternative, which is a world (much larger) that would like to see me destroyed as well. I always told myself that if I ever lived in a haunted house I'd just move. ... http://paranoid.webthread.net/house/the-house-is-a-package-deal/ I awoke with their names on my lips. After spending a few hours racking my brain for some movie I might have gotten it from and manifesting some lame destiny - I could not come up with any alternate sources - other than some divine or unholy even, intervention. Greeble ... http://paranoid.webthread.net/monsters/agreeable-ironic-huh/ I'm back at my keyboard again happy to report that I am alive. Really starting to lose my mind here not knowing if this house is alive or haunted, but it wants me dead. I can only assume this of course but I know that it wants to ... http://paranoid.webthread.net/house/heart-attack/ I am finding it difficult to continue working with all these little annoyances around me keeping me distracted and I can't focus. I have the room-dividing curtain closed while I try and get things accomplished, and my wife "sleeps". I have the window fan that I use to ... http://paranoid.webthread.net/wife/i-leave-a-light-on/ I have my window fan running, and other fans are running in the house. This just happened. So I am in the bathroom using the toilet from all my beverages, granted tonight they are alcoholic in nature - and the mechanical sound in my head is persistent as I relieve ... http://paranoid.webthread.net/government/the-audience-is-listening/ This too has been going on for a few weeks, though it is not any worse today that it has been - its just becoming expensive. I am always thirsty. I just can't get enough. Nothing I drink, or any amount of it seems to satisfy my ... http://paranoid.webthread.net/myself/insatiable-thirst/