Are you one of them?

I am being followed, chased, stalked and hunted by people who want to do me in. I can hear them laughing... but today they are invisible. This is my diary in the event they finally get me.

Archive for the 'Monsters' Category

I drove down the road tonight listening to the melodic tap dancing sounds my tires make with the gravel crammed in their grooves.  Every brush and bramble, every light post held a curved Greeble or other assassin hiding and waiting.  As I approach they turn and reveal themselves, but they do not take up the [...]

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My wife was out doing something frivolous this afternoon when one of them came to the door.  A Greeble stood at my entryway, gently rapping and occasionally trying the handle for several minutes. The window next to my desk looks out to the front of the house. The Greeble only seemed to be [...]

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I awoke with their names on my lips. After spending a few hours racking my brain for some movie I might have gotten it from and manifesting some lame destiny – I could not come up with any alternate sources – other than some divine or unholy even, intervention. Greeble is the term embedding in [...]

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